What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.