What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose