How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.