What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!