What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.