What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!