Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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