What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio

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What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception