Seed Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds?

They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

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Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall