What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!