What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.