What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in