What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever