What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever