What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

California Jokes More California Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in