Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager