Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.