Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!