Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me