Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.