Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.