Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

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How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.