Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Shaven, not furred

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts?

A crappucino.