Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.