Exhaust Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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