What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.