What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.