What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted