it floats.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
He died in agony !
Frostbite
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Because the water is a distraction.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.