What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.