What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!