What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)