What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo