What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something?

To me, to hoo.