What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.