What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.