What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive?

Terminal illness.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.