Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country is ill?

A: Germany.

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany