Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany