Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.