Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany