What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!