What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.