Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.