Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.