Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!