What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.