Raisin' Bran.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Raisin Bran
For raisin bran awareness.
Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out...
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.