We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Raisin' Bran.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
