We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
