What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.