What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.