What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!