What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.