How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian