How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.