How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

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How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots