Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.