Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.
Because it was 'two-tyred'.
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
Forget-me-nuts.
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Because it had nobody.
On a telebone.
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.
A sedimentary.
Because he had no-body to dance with.
Chick to chick !
