Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena