What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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Where does the three legged horse live?

The unstable

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!