What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Where does the three legged horse live?

The unstable

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!