How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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A coconut!

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Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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He always had treble finding his keys!

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With a small loan of a million dollars.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.