What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

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What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...