What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...