What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...