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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
A slice of Pi.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
Because he's shellfish!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
A clubbed sandwich
Little Caesers
For identification.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Buddha this slice of bread for me !
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
a sandwich
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
It's stale, mate."
It was destined for grater.
An immigraint.
When it's been sliced.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Because he was a slice of bread
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
He's got one clean finger!
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Nothing. We're on reddit
They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
A vegetarian.
Medium Pizzas
They were too GUI.
She diabeetus!
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Flu-catcher bread
A rye
