What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.