What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche