What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche