What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Tool Jokes More Tool Jokes

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers