What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.