Tool Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."