Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."