Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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Why do Christians like Swiss cheese?

It's holey.

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.