Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

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What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.