How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.