What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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How do you keep an idiot busy?

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot