What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder