When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"