When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.