What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.