What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

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Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.