How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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