How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.