How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow