During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
None if nobody's looking.
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
They might be laced with something..
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
A lot of likes
HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!
The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.