What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.