What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.